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| Arbitrator | A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonald’s. |
| Asphalt | Rectum trouble |
| Avoidable | What a bullfighter tries to do. |
| Baloney | Where some hemlines fall. |
| Bernadette | The act of torching a mortgage |
| Burglarize | What a crook sees with |
| Control | A short, ugly inmate |
| Counterfeiters | Workers who put together kitchen cabinets. |
| Eclipse | What an English barber does for a living. |
| Eyedropper | A clumsy ophthalmologist. |
| Heroes | What a guy in a boat does |
| Left Bank | What the robber did when his bag was full of loot. |
| Paradox | Two physicians. |
| Parasites | What you see from the top of the Eiffel Tower. |
| Pharmacist | A helper on the farm. |
| Polarize | What polar bears see with. |
| Primate | Removing your spouse from in front of the TV |
| Relief | What trees do in the spring |
| Rubberneck | What you do to relax your wife |
| Seamstress | Describes 200 pounds in a size two. |
| Selfish | What the owner of a seafood store does |
| Subdued | A guy that works on one of those submarines. |
| Sudafed | Bringing litigation against a government official |