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A humorous look at words and word definitions



A
HUMOROUS LOOK AT WORDS

With
grateful thanks to a prolific contributor, Linda Hagar

ArbitratorA cook that
leaves Arby’s to work at McDonald’s.
AsphaltRectum trouble
AvoidableWhat a
bullfighter tries to do.
BaloneyWhere some
hemlines fall.
BernadetteThe act of
torching a mortgage
Burglarize What a crook
sees with
ControlA short, ugly
inmate
CounterfeitersWorkers who put
together kitchen cabinets.
EclipseWhat an English
barber does for a living.
EyedropperA clumsy
ophthalmologist.
Heroes What a guy in a
boat does
Left BankWhat the robber
did when his bag was full of loot.
Paradox Two physicians.
ParasitesWhat you see
from the top of the Eiffel Tower.
PharmacistA helper on the
farm.
PolarizeWhat polar bears
see with.
PrimateRemoving your
spouse from in front of the TV
Relief What trees do in
the spring
Rubberneck What you do to
relax your wife
Seamstress Describes 200
pounds in a size two.
SelfishWhat the owner
of a seafood store does
SubduedA guy that works
on one of those submarines.
Sudafed Bringing
litigation against a government official