How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
Why do you have to "put your two cents in".. But it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to? -
Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?
How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
Why do you walk through the front door into the back of the church?
Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up every two hours?
If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?
Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane ?
If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
Why did you just try singing the two songs above?
Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a haemorrhoid when it's in your butt?
If a tree fell down and nothing with ears was around to hear it Would it still make a sound?.
When people say that they are stuck in the middle of nowhere than really where are they?, Because if they were nowhere than that would suggest "nowhere" to be a place.
Louise Taylor has sent in the following 'imponderables' together with her own 'answers' -
In the movies or TV shows what exactly do "extras" talk about in the background? Do they just move their mouths or pretend they are talking about something interesting?
My answer - They are just
moving there mouths, no sound comes out. Same as when they're dancing,
the music is added later, so they're dancing to nothing.
My Answer - No, he calls
My answer - Because every
foetus starts off female, and around 6 weeks it changes, but the nipples
are there to stay.
My answer - Sod's law.
My answer - because
parachuting takes skill and would be no use to most people, and if a
plane is going to crash, a pilot will try to aim for water, as the water
molecules are more flexible than ground.
My answer - Because all living things grow to try to reach sunlight.
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